Session Recaps

This page houses the documentation of the Recap of sessions of the Presia campaign (1).

Session 1 (Recapped by A)
So Lua and Alan were in camp and got their ass kicked by lizards and Vanny came and also got her ass kicked by lizards, so we ran away went to Orlane and talked to the mayor and Alan poked hole in his daddy thoughts about Ramne. Lua talked with a cute lady and she mostly will learn mage hand. We went to Ramne and he was an ass like Vanny. Alan also convinced him to help god knows how he told us to go to ruin and not golden tavern or something like that.

Session 2 (Recapped by A)
So we went to ruined tavern and found out that there was big ass fight there, Alan went big borain when walking reptiles attacked us and burned them all which made tavern to go poof. we went to The Slumbering Serpant and talked with the hottie who i have no idea how i can hit on or get her as gf because its just me ooc sucks and we went to rooms and semi died and found about kidnapped people in a temple and we going there. (A missed part is that the party made some sort of connection with Shanna, a merchant from the City of Mists stopping here in Orlane)

Session 3 (Recapped by S)
last sessions we woke tf up and headed back to the mayor, got attacked by lizards under the fucking sunlight in the open aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we handed their asses to them, that was right after the constable warned us to leave so they r now sus, the mayor ain't sus so we went to the mayor and the yes sariel, we talked about shit and sussed the temple and the mayor agreed and was pretty hospitable, we waited for the night and did shit till then, A went to golden grain to see derek assassin and shanna being sus, shanna was horni, A and shanna exchanged info, then they made BOOM CHIKAWAWA!, alan returned more fancy than the morning after fucking the empress' niece while me and vanny were tryna tell sariel she ain't ready and stop her from cri, we then eat fuud and that's it i think

Session 4 (Recapped by S)
last session we did le heist TM but in temple, we scouted the outside and found out that we suck at heist TM so we got back to shanna and got climbing tools then entered from the back wall, we argued for hours and i drew arrows to get going, we entered from a side window and started peeking into every room as if we were in a horror movie and found creepy ass cult dude telling us to leave, of course like good boys we didn;t listen and went on till we found le stairs de la carpet, went in, found a dungeon that sucks below the temple, ogre attacc, ogre go down, lua chose mercy and regretted it so she now has an excuse to oof anything,alan saved the day and we got misha then we, we interrogated, i got a disguise which ended up useless, we fought kobolds and abramos, i 1v1 abramos and steal spotlight, we rescue ciri, and left the temple after knocking misha out again

Session 5 (DM Recap)
Session 5 saw the preparation of the party to infiltrate the reptile god's lair. So they purchased supplies from Shanna and were able to pry some information (and a familiar) from Ramne to get to the lair. They proceeded to make the 2 day long trek out in the swamp and reach the underground facility. Upon reaching and knocking out the guardians at the entrance, they proceeded to start infiltrating the swamp and making sure that they left all the guards alive, while continuing to genocide the local Troglodyte population. The session ended with the party being ambushed by a Bulette in one of the empty rooms to the side of the dungeon.

Session 6 (DM Recap)
This session started with the party fighting off the Bulette after it had knocked out and almost escaped with the body of Lua. The party proceeded to long rest in one of the tunnels used by the Bulette to enter the area. After that, the players dispatched the harpy in lower sections of the dungeon and backtracked their way over the dungeon and past the lake to get into the champers hosting the stairs to the second level where they had to take out some Troglodytes.

Session 7 (Recap by S)
last episode on wtf we were doing, we infiltrated the snake mother's base, eaten thro it in 2 days (2 long rests) and ended up making friends with a wight along with hearing some info hooks from gareth, we then defeated the snake mother and plan to leave with the prisoners

Session 8 (Recap by S&DM)
The party interrogated Gareth and found out the charm was indeed maddening, we left the hellhole, and saw townspeople confused outside the dungeon entrance and guided them out of the hellhole, got a party from Sariel. The party fucked 3 games out of commission, each of us got some lore, Shanna is going to Hanoch because the empress wants her there, Derek wants to send a box to the Old Duster tavern which Shanna is going to. During the party, Alan approached Lua and asked her to use the pin they had gotten from Lord Krilun. Lua put it on in the temple of Verolda under the supervision of Misha. The pin, housing inside a being which calls itself Srebruss, was able to get inside Lua's head. After the party, Alan and Lua headed to the slumbering Serpent tavern, now owned by Alan, to rest up. Where Lua was contacted by Andlat.

Session 9 (Recap by DM)
The party spent their post-party day walking around the town and speaking with Sariel and Ciri. Lua told Alan about the important Draconic Necklace to ease the effects of his mark flaring up. Ciri's family offered the party some rations to help them on their way and the party said their goodbyes to the Mayor's family. Before the party left, they gave Zakarias money to help him fund repairs and startup costs for the Slumbering Serpant as they have recently come to own the tavern after Belba disappeared.

Session 10 (Recapped by A)
So we got a carriage from horse leg (Horse flavored Satyrs) people that I don't remember the name of (Their names weren't mentioned), Lua beings sad lady, we stopped at a village Lua being sad some more buy cake from weird ass dude for her birthday to do birth day alone because she is sad we went to hanoch fucked around with some soldiers and flexed Van being a noble and didn't search the totally not weird ass illegal shit bag, went to AG and knew Mark Van because she is very yes (read:that was Z) said mark to the dude that doesn't like Mark who is apparently Astra bro  and then Alan made tiny baby party for Lua and everyone went to sleep

Session 12 (Recap by A)
So last session started with Veth vanishing and alan back Lua went to check on cal and go home because dark but alan said Kotowaru bish he went after her asked her to stay more she said myeh they went to the palace to find the dance event started so  they danced and alan +lua was very catchy couples while one stared straight to alan soul however cal said kiss her and alan did that because fuck yeah! later after the dance soldiers appeared from nowhere anda spoiled child went to the empress telling her to gtfo here and the throne is his rn and threw his momma away because fuck that guy anyway Alan lua and van fought him demon appeared lua made all the damage while van stole the kill but lua was like, bish hoh Alan accidentally killed a pro after dealing 3 times the guy hp..................... lua lost con and fell so did alan van woke up alan fight ended because alan was sad then  lua woke up after cal gave her a potion because wtf Alan went cry baby hugged her and said why kill guy later calmed down told lua he wanna be selfish and marry me but not and then cal beacuse i love the guy, gave them 1 room for both because i love the guy and they all long rested  while alan hugged lua and... slept 0.0